Happy Valentine's Day!

Hello, Squishy and Non-Squishy Companions,

Happy Valentine's Day!!!! As you may/may not be aware, I am "forever alone with my lambda" (i.e. Science is better than a boyfriend. Or girlfriend. Or other variety of significant other) and spent the day writing an essay for Comedy class, finishing

next week's 8.02 P-set (finished the week after this week's P-set last night in a searing flame of passion fueled by my desire to burn all of physics so I could reach bio on the other side), outlining an immunology text-book, and wishing I hadn't told my parents that our dorm was having heating issues (Love translates into irrationality. Hope I didn't just ruin the Valentine mood).

Anyway, while I may be forever alone, I am a happy single cell organism and should like to share my happiness. That is why I

made 407 Valentines for every person in McCormick by hand. They all have cute messages about loving the earth ("Want to plant a flower?

Gopher it!," "Recycling is a Pan-duh!", "Say no to octo-chords!," and etc.). Hopefully, this will get everyone feeling the love! <3

Squishy Love,

Amoeba

(P.S. The cuttlefish Valentine to th right was made for my family in art club; I hope you aren't getting intolerance by now!)

(P.S.S. For being an awesome person, here is a squishy hug. *squish*)